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August 16, 2012 Columns » I, Anonymous

I, Anonymous 

Wedding Hells

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Fuck you. I had to drive for 45 minutes to the middle of fucking nowhere to bartend your ugly wedding. I had to endure the onslaught of ugly, tanned women in Mariposa dresses and douche-y men in aviators 50 minutes earlier than…

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