I, Anonymous 

Parents + Non-Parents = Assholes

Parents, SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW PUT UPON YOU ARE.

Non-Parents, SHUT THE FUCK UP. EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS CAN BE ANNOYING.

Seriously, both of you just fucking cool it. The incessant whining about how awful parents are isn't edgy, it just makes you look like a misanthropic child-free 16-year-old. Maybe when you're old enough to have friends with kids, you'll (1) be able to nut up and confront asshole parents. And (2) be able to get past your ego to understand the world isn't actually all about you.

Parents, HOLY FUCKING GOD YOUR KID IS PROBABLY ANNOYING. And equally goddamned adorable. If your kid is screaming in a restaurant, or darting into crosswalks, people aren't going to like your kid. And seeing as you're the caretaker, you'll also be blamed. Suck it the fuck up. This is part of having kids. Some people are going to find you/your kid annoying.

Both of you, stop putting so much value into what other people think and do. Here's a thing: People are assholes, be they child-free or child-full. Even children are assholes.--Anonymous

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