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Cosmos (The Show, Not the Drink)

I only require one thing from "science": the ability to pluck the eyeballs out of my head, roll them in cocaine, and stick them back in again. WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO ACCOMPLISH? Seriously! We sent a man to the moon!…

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