Artwork by Laura Berger

NO ONE LOVES "LOVE" like the Mercury! That's why every stinking year, we open up our Valentine's Day Issue to our readers, publishing as many of their mooshy-gooshy love notes as we can pack in! The valentines (which are listed alphabetically, BTW) start on the cover, and end on the very last page—so what are you waiting for? See if your lover or secret admirer sent you one! In case they didn't... here's one from the Mercury to you:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

We thrive on tongue-smoochin'

Readers like... YOU!

Happy Valentine's Day—your pals at the Mercury


See if you got any more valentines HERE!