Roseland Theater, 10 NW 6th Ave, 224-2038, 8 pm, Charge-by-phone, 224-TIXX, $29
LAST THURSDAY--So you think it's a good idea but you've never actually been? See our Visual Arts Calendar on page 24. Then get off the couch and see some art. KD Art On Alberta, Alberta St. Galleries on Alberta, 6 pm-9 pm, free
FRIDAY, SEPT 1
Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 225-0047, 9 pm, $8,
Ohm, 31 NW First, 223-9919, 9 pm
BUMBERSHOOT--Though Seattle's annual music/art festival can be hit or miss, this one's worth the three hour drive. Highlights includeMötorhead, George Clinton, Big Star, Tracy Chapman, Joan Jett, Source of Labor, Sister Spit, De La Soul, Jimmie Dale Gilmore, Jonathan Richman and more! WSH Bumbershoot, Corner of Third Ave N. and Mercer, Seattle, (206) 281-8111, for more info go to www.bumbershoot.org, all day, $16 per day
Artists Repertory Theatre, 1516 SW Alder, 241-1278, 2 pm, $22
DRAG PAGEANT--A pretty girl is like a melody...and so's a pretty guy! Don't miss the splendor as Darcelle XV Productions present La Femme Magnifique International--a pageant to crown the most glamorous female impersonator in the world! (See Up & Coming pg. 17) WSH Grand Ballroom, Double Tree Hotel, Jantzen Beach, 909 N. Hayden Island Dr, 222-5338, 8 pm, $25
The Pumpkin Patch, Sauvie Island, 621-3874, open until 8 pm, free
MUSIC--Yummy biscuit French New Yorkers Tahiti 80 evoke the spirit of the late '70s jet set with their shiny, sexy, modern pop. Think Aristotle Onassis, white wine, and false eyelashes, mes cheries. Rowwr! JS Satyricon, 125 NW Sixth, 243-2380, 9 pm
Bring it On, various theaters, See page 33 for times
Crystal Ballroom, 1332 W Burnside, 225-0047, 9 pm, $12-14