Kelly O

Let's be honest with each other: You're hot, you're sex positive, and you're ready to HUMP. So why not share that sex positivity with Portland by submitting your own five-minute dirty movie to this fall's HUMP! 2015 Film Fest?

The Mercury hereby invites all local filmmakers, porn stars, porn-star wannabes, hotties, kinksters, regular folks, and creatives of all shapes, sizes, ages, colors, and sexual interests to contribute to the Pacific Northwest's favorite little filthy movie festival, HUMP! (If you've seen it, you already know how fun it is. If you haven't—check out this year's BEST OF HUMP! screening coming May 14-16 at Cinema 21! See humptour.com for tickets!)

And besides showing the world what an awesome, sexy, smart person you are—because HUMP films are always hilarious, creative, artistic, and HOT—you can win FABULOUS CASH PRIZES, such as $1,000 each in the Best Humor, Sex, and Kink categories, and a whopping $5,000 for Best in Show! That's right... $5,000!

Most important: The films you make and share with our audiences will NEVER be released anywhere else, and our copies are destroyed after the final HUMP! screenings. We know you want to be a porn star for just the weekend—not the rest of your life! Your sexy anonymity is safe!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Submissions for HUMP! 2015 are due September 30—so go to humpportland.com for more info!

SUBMIT YOUR FILM TO HUMP! 2015— AMERICA'S SWEETEST L'IL DIRTY MOVIE FESTIVAL!