Let's be honest with each other: You're hot, you're sex positive, and you're ready to HUMP! So why not share that sex positivity with Portland by submitting your own five-minute dirty movie to the upcoming HUMP! 2015 Film Fest?

The Mercury hereby invites all local filmmakers, porn stars, pornstar wannabes, hotties, kinksters, and regular folks of all shapes, sizes, ages, colors, and sexual interests to contribute to the Pacific Northwest's favorite little filthy movie festival, HUMP! (If you've seen it, you already know how fun it is. If you haven't—there's nothing like watching creative, light-hearted porn with a happy screaming crowd.)

And besides showing the world what an awesome, sexy, smart person you are—because HUMP! films are always hilarious, artistic, and HOT—you can win FABULOUS CASH PRIZES, such as $1,000 each in the Best Humor, Sex, and Kink categories, and a whopping $5,000 for Best in Show! That's right... $5,000!

Most important: Our copies of the films you make are destroyed after the final HUMP! screenings. We know you want to be a porn star for just the weekend—not the rest of your life! Your sexy anonymity is safe!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? Submissions for HUMP! 2015 are due soon—September 30—so go to humpportland.com for more info!

SUBMIT YOUR FILM TO HUMP! 2015— AMERICA'S SWEETEST L'IL DIRTY MOVIE FESTIVAL!