Finish The Face Of Suey Chow!

Drop the name of "Suey Chow" in casual conversation, and most people will say, "Oh...you mean the author of Dinner Palace of Love, the Willamette Week column that offers sage advice on love and relationships to Portland's geriatric population?" Regardless of how famous Suey may be in name, why do we only get to see one side of her face? What could she be hiding?

It's time to solve the mystery with the Mercury's "Finish the Face of Suey Chow" contest! Using the media of your choice, complete the face of Suey Chow, and mail it by Friday, Nov 17, to "Suey Looks Like This!" c/o Portland Mercury, 1524 NW 23rd Ave, Suite 2, Portland, 97210. Be sure to include your name and a daytime phone number. NO DROP OFFS, PLEASE! The winner will not only have their version of Suey's puss viewed by everyone in town, but they will also win $25 cash and a box of light bulbs (your choice of 40, 60, or 100 watts)!

So don't delay! Send in your version of Suey Chow's face today!