Christmas Comes but Twice a Year
Move Over Santa... Here Comes Grandfather Frost!
The Indoorsy Type
Fun Ways to Endure the Endless Winter Break
The Secret Weapon
Are Moms Behind the Changing Cannabis Culture in Oregon?
A Mother Inside
The Day Before Christmas, I Dropped My Son at Daycare, and Went to Prison
Ask the Parent!
Better Not Pout, Better Not Lie
A Very Blended Family
When Your Holiday Traditions Get Tossed Out the Window
Parent to Parent
“Stay Frosty”
Build A Better Parent
Outrunning the Holiday Tsunami
Snap to attention, soldiers! Itâs holiday time again, and you know what that means: building an impenetrable wall around your sanity, because the crap... is about... to hit... the fan. Hereâs the briefest sampling of what you can expect over the next two months:
Annoying guests flooding in from out of town; schools slamming their doors in the faces of your bored children; once-plump bank accounts being drained dry; shopping malls filling with suicidal lemmings; holiday dinners threatened by Salmonella poisoning; attending holiday after-work parties (with people you canât stand during work); watching your muffin top slowly expand over your belt and drip down to your shoes; last minute scrambling because your kidâs Santa list has changed three damn times; hiringâout of sheer desperationâthat freaky babysitter who also works part-time at Hot Topic; living with a family that has little to no sympathy for your raging hangover; and shutting down all systems except for life support while being dragged to the Christmas tree farm/Santaâs Workshop/neighborhood caroling/(and if God really hates you) church.
Thatâs why youâve got to start getting mentally prepared now. Itâs not that difficult, reallyâjust treat the holidays as if you were getting ready for an apocalypse of some sort, or a 9.2 magnitude subduction zone earthquake. Maybe youâll get through it, maybe you wonât... the important thing is to manage your expectations and donât panic. Easier said than done, right? Yes, but lucky for you, youâve got True Parent in your mental bomb shelter.
Sure, every issue of True Parent is about preserving your sanityâbut weâre kicking it into high gear for this special âHoliday Sanityâ edition. This issue is devoted to getting you through the holiday season alive, and with some semblance of mental health. Weâve got top experts weighing in on preparing yourself for the holiday challenges that lie ahead, avoiding family drama, finding indoor winter activities, and even how to have the âSanta talk.â And our âTrue Storiesâ section will once again prove that youâre not suffering through holidays alone, while reminding you how good youâve actually got it. And as usual, youâll discover tons of fun stuff to do (or avoid) with our highly curated calendar of events, AND a special âGet Out of That Kitchenâ food section, featuring the best places in town to get catered holiday grub!
Look. Youâre gonna be fine. Just stay sharp, protect your sanity, donât expect perfection, and keep cool. Or, as a certain snowman might put it, âStay frosty.â