This bar is a magical wonderland of weird and awesome. Weird: Their interstitial TV room feels like a cinder-block bunker for delinquent drunks. Awesome: Once you travel through the cozy, beer sign-festooned main bar, the well-aired drunkard finds oneself in a wondrous patio, large and pretty and fully covered, complete with pool table and (working) heat lamps above every table. It's like a hipster Garden of Eden. Throw some decent queso at the occasion and the Paymaster is a shiny rough in the diamond (Pearl?). Make sure to check out the vending machine of whimsy by the bathroom! COURTNEY FERGUSON