This restaurant is out of business
Ahoy matey! I bet ye thought all pirates ate was salt pork and hard tack. Not at this pirate restaurant no siree. Absolutely no animal products will pass yer lips here unless ye smuggle them in, in which case no quarter will be given ye. However, the grub is hearty me hearty and ye can wash it down with a grog of rum, beer, wine or another fyne drink. Can I stop typing like a pirate now? My hook hurts.