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November 07, 2012 Columns » Portland As Fuck

Portland as Fuck

Portland's Greatest Hero

by Ian Karmel @IanKarmel

I BELIEVE it was legendary Algonquin Round Table fixture Dorothy Parker who once penned, "I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night." It's with that delectable bon mot in heart, head, wang, and spiritual…

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