January 09, 2013 Columns » Portland As Fuck

Portland as Fuck

Malaise

by Ian Karmel @IanKarmel

It's a scant season for optimists. Post-Christmas Portland is a ponderous fucking bummer. It's your living room the morning after you hosted a party, and you're left wondering if the previous mirth was worth this mess of twisted, unCanDoable beer cans, red…

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