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January 23, 2013
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MY NAME IS Ian Karmel, and I enjoy the music of Sublime. While I'm at it, I also enjoy Blink-182, Everclear, and Limp Bizkit's cover of "Faith" a whole fucking bunch. At some point in my life it became evident that I…
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