February 27, 2013 Columns » Portland As Fuck

Portland as Fuck

Phone

by Ian Karmel @IanKarmel

I WAS ON THE MAX today and a woman staggered up and asked if she could use my phone. She was grimy, she looked like she had a drug problem, and I didn't want her filth—tangible or emotional—all over my phone. I…

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