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Portland Timbers 

When: Sat., July 3 2010
Price: $12-30
To be fair, Canadians are not Russians. But they’re close, right? That’s why—on the night before our nation’s hallowed birthday—we should rally around our Portland Timbers as they lay waste to those godless commies otherwise known as the Vancouver Whitecaps. From what I understand, Canadians believe in socialized medicine and don’t love their children. USA! USA! USA! WSH

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