The problem with being a Michael Jackson look-alike is how can you possibly visually mimic an artist whose very face transformed so drastically (and horrifically) over the course of his life? Scorpio, a Jackson impersonator who is seemingly going to play to an empty Roseland tonight and might not be aware that the real MJ was actually a Virgo, hones in on the Dangerous era of MJ's career, which is the equivalent of being a morbidly obese Marlon Brando impersonator—it works, but it's not exactly the visual nostalgia we were all hoping for. Although, I bet Scorpio can moonwalk like a motherfucker. EZRA ACE CARAEFF