T F I've had a headache for 32 days.
T F I fantasize about being a mail carrier.
T F I have ground my teeth down to little nubs.
T F My coworkers call me "Big Meanie."
T F I take smoke breaks even though I don't smoke.
T F I cry during meetings.
T F I drink 8-14 cups of coffee per day.
T F The one time I went jogging I ran 47 miles.
T F I work in a cubicle.
T F I work in an anthrax lab.
T F I think I'm allergic to printer toner.
T F I enjoy Dilbert.
T F I keep Advil at my desk.
T F I keep Vicodin at my desk.
T F My job involves math.
T F I stopped answering my email in April 2001.
T F I have a pen pal relationship with a man in jail who's in for workplace rampage.
T F Yesterday, my left eye filled with blood.
Did you answer "true" to ten or more of the above? You may have work-related stress. People with work-related stress often get along well with masseuses, acupuncturists, and yoga teachers. Some people with work-related stress find happiness in other areas of employment; others end up addicted to Valium. Statistics show a correlation between work-related stress and alcohol-related car accidents.