The combination of color-coordinated guitarsturbator Jack White and the surly howl of Alison Mosshart (of the Kills) seems like a match made in rock heaven, but new rock supergroup the Dead Weather is just okay. But who cares? It's Jack White! Mere feet away from the legendary White Stripes performance at Satyricon in 2000 that you probably did not attend because you are so not cool.