THE PARTY ISSUE!
Here at the Mercury,
we may not know when the Vietnam War started, but we do know one thing... how to PARTY! In fact, don't tell anyone, but we're taking a little sip out of our flask right now. Mmmnn. One more? Ahhh. Delicious. Anyhow, in celebration of this our favorite season of the year (PARTY! Season) we hereby dedicate this issue of the Mercury
to the best activity since throwing water balloons at bicyclists--the PARTY!