THURSDAY, APRIL 30
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
It's "Casual Friday" and Creed wants to know, "So you're saying Vicodin is okay?"
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Jenna adopts a monkey, and Steve Buscemi guest stars. Don't know if those two facts are related.
FRIDAY, MAY 1
8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP
Season finale! A mom who lives in a haunted house swaps with a mom who won't let her kids surf the internet. Wait... WHAT?
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
The identity of Alpha is finally revealed... in the co-ed shower, I trust?
SATURDAY, MAY 2
8:00 NGC KANGAROO KAOS
Not a show about Ultimate Fighting kangaroos... so screw it.
SUNDAY, MAY 3
9:00 FOX FAMILY GUY
Brian hooks up with Lauren Conrad from The Hills, which may or may not be a step up.
10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD
Fearing he may not have much time left, Walt considers outsourcing his meth production to India.
MONDAY, MAY 4
8:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Blair takes a page out of my mom's book and uses the almost always successful "guilt" method to get her way.
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
The girls crash the boys' Hawaiian trip, and Brody's penis trips and falls into Audrina's vagina.
TUESDAY, MAY 5
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The final four are competing, which I guess means it's okay to start watching now.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Tommy gets to know Janet's pill-popping paraplegic boyfriend (Michael J. Fox!) with horrifying results.
WEDNESDAY, MAY 6
8:00 ABC SCRUBS
Before J.D. leaves the hospital, he vows to a) get a hug from Dr. Cox, and b) learn that janitor guy's name.
9:00 ABC LOST
Kate disagrees with Jack about how to save the castaways, falling back on her "nagging" strategy.