THURSDAY, APRIL 30

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

It's "Casual Friday" and Creed wants to know, "So you're saying Vicodin is okay?"

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Jenna adopts a monkey, and Steve Buscemi guest stars. Don't know if those two facts are related.

FRIDAY, MAY 1

8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP

Season finale! A mom who lives in a haunted house swaps with a mom who won't let her kids surf the internet. Wait... WHAT?

9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE

The identity of Alpha is finally revealed... in the co-ed shower, I trust?

SATURDAY, MAY 2

8:00 NGC KANGAROO KAOS

Not a show about Ultimate Fighting kangaroos... so screw it.

SUNDAY, MAY 3

9:00 FOX FAMILY GUY

Brian hooks up with Lauren Conrad from The Hills, which may or may not be a step up.

10:00 AMC BREAKING BAD

Fearing he may not have much time left, Walt considers outsourcing his meth production to India.

MONDAY, MAY 4

8:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL

Blair takes a page out of my mom's book and uses the almost always successful "guilt" method to get her way.

10:00 MTV THE HILLS

The girls crash the boys' Hawaiian trip, and Brody's penis trips and falls into Audrina's vagina.

TUESDAY, MAY 5

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

The final four are competing, which I guess means it's okay to start watching now.

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

Tommy gets to know Janet's pill-popping paraplegic boyfriend (Michael J. Fox!) with horrifying results.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6

8:00 ABC SCRUBS

Before J.D. leaves the hospital, he vows to a) get a hug from Dr. Cox, and b) learn that janitor guy's name.

9:00 ABC LOST

Kate disagrees with Jack about how to save the castaways, falling back on her "nagging" strategy.