This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, JANUARY 11

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

When Lana secretly confesses her doubts about marrying Lex, snoopy gossip columnist Tori Spelling picks up the ball and runs with it!

9:00 FOX THE O.C.

EEEP! The O.C.'s been cancelled?? This may be the last time you get to see Ryan beat the crap out of a French dude.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12

8:00 NBC 1 VS. 100

A single contestant takes on a mob of brainiacs including infomercial millionaires, child geniuses... and Fabio?!?

8:00 FOX NANNY 911

It's a child-rearing emergency when three little girls run roughshod over their wimpy parents! WHERE'S MY BELT?

SATURDAY, JANUARY 13

8:00 VH1 THE WHITE RAPPER SHOW

A reality competition to find what the world really, really needs... another white rapper.

SUNDAY, JANUARY 14

8:00 FOX 24

Season Premiere! While terrorists blow up shit back home, Jack sits in a Red Chinese gulag picking his toes.

10:00 HBO EXTRAS

Season Premiere! Ricky "The Office" Gervais stars as a beleaguered movie extra in this parody of the film biz.

MONDAY, JANUARY 15

8:00 FOX 24

In the second new episode of the week, Jack is still waiting to be rescued from the gulag, so he befriends a snail.

8:00 NBC GOLDEN GLOBES

I know that nobody gives a crap about these awards, but... go Borat! Go Borat! GO BORAT!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 16

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Season Premiere! Simon, Paula, and Randy are back to pick the next 30-year-old white soul singer. Uggh.

10:00 BRAVO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY

Season Premiere! Check out this creepy reality show about housewives with too much time/collagen on their hands!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 17

10:30 COM THE NAKED TRUCKER & T-BONES SHOW

Debut! A variety show starring—yes, a naked trucker and his simpleton friend.

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