THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26
9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
The chefs must feed a squad of famished football players. (They may want to put on their helmets.)
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
To the surprise of no one, Tracy Jordan's interview with Larry King plunges NYC into citywide chaos.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 27
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo protects a pop star—but can she stop her from shaving her hair off and attacking people with an umbrella?
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Helo hops in the sack with Boomer—or is that another Cylon model? (As if I'd care! Let's tap that toaster!)
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 28
9:00 SCIFI ANACONDAS: TRAIL OF BLOOD—Movie
(2009) When scientists split one gigantic mutant snake into TWO gigantic mutant snakes—what could go wrong?
SUNDAY, MARCH 1
9:00 NBC CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
Season premiere! Trump returns with a batch of half-baked celebs including Clint Black, Tom Green, and Joan Rivers!
10:30 HBO EASTBOUND & DOWN
Don't miss this heee-larious sitcom about a disgraced baseball pitcher starring Danny McBride!
MONDAY, MARCH 2
8:00 ABC THE BACHELOR
Season finale! Will Jason choose Molly or Melissa to spend the rest of his miserable life with?
10:30 MTV COLLEGE LIFE
Debut! College freshmen videotape themselves being "normal." I'm scared, too.
TUESDAY, MARCH 3
8:00 CW REAPER
Season premiere! The gang returns from their unannounced road trip to learn they've been FIRED?! Has the world gone topsy-turvy??
10:00 FX NIP/TUCK
Season finale! Christian takes extreme measures to cure his breast cancer (in a tasteful way, I'm sure).
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Tyra chooses the top 13 models to live in (and eventually destroy) a beautiful NYC loft.
9:00 ABC LOST
In order to survive, the castaways must perpetuate a lie. Sawyer! Little help here, please?