THURSDAY, APRIL 16
8:30 NBC PARKS & RECREATION
Leslie invites a reporter to write a story about her new parks project... and surprise! It isn't what she expected!
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael is rightly stunned when Dwight declares the new boss his idol.
FRIDAY, APRIL 17
9:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Season premiere! Look. Who's really being punished here? Let these guys out or cancel them!!
9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY
Parents are terrorized by two kids who are aptly named "the devil children." Maybe they shouldn't have sold their souls?
SATURDAY, APRIL 18
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
It's "The Best of Amy Poehler"—a tip o' the hat to the hilarioso star of Parks and Recreation!
SUNDAY, APRIL 19
8:30 FOX SIT DOWN, SHUT UP
Debut! A new animated show about really crappy teachers voiced by Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and more!
10:00 USA IN PLAIN SIGHT
Season premiere! It's the return of this snappy US Marshal show starring the sexy, sexy Mary McCormack.
MONDAY, APRIL 20
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Chuck and Sarah go AWOL to rescue his father... aaaaand they may as well have sex, too, right?
10:00 MTV THE HILLS
Heidi continues to show something akin to "emotion" after catching Spencer flirting with a bar skank.
TUESDAY, APRIL 21
10:00 MTV THE PHONE
Debut! Produced by Justin Timberlake (EEEEE!), contestants run around performing Bourne Identity-style challenges.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Franco's convinced that 9/11 was "an inside job" while Tommy tries to convince him he's freaking nuts.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 22
9:00 ABC LOST
Another clip show that hopefully explains what the hell is going on here.
10:00 ABC THE UNUSUALS
The detectives investigate a store that specializes in murder weapons and body-disposal services. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?!?