THURSDAY, APRIL 23
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Jack's big mistake of the week: taking marital advice from Tracy Jordan.
11:00 VH1 FREE RADIO
Lance discovers the horrifying truth about a super fan who's been sending him free food. Do we really want to know?
FRIDAY, APRIL 24
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo is imprinted with the memories of a dead person. EWWWW! (Hope they didn't include the stink.)
9:00 TOON G.I. JOE: RESOLUTE—Movie
(2009) Joe develops feelings for Cobra Commander but is encouraged to "don't ask or tell."
SATURDAY, APRIL 25
8:00 CBS STREISAND: LIVE IN CONCERT
Babs sings her greatest hits, including "The Way We Were," and "People (People Who Need Plastic Surgery)."
SUNDAY, APRIL 26
9:00 SHO THE TUDORS
King Henry wipes out the leaders of a Catholic uprising, but as we know today, he didn't do a good enough job.
9:00 COM FUTURAMA
Fry, Bender, and the gang return with a new two-hour special!
MONDAY, APRIL 27
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Season finale! Chuck must save his sister's wedding from evil forces that include guest star Chevy Chase.
9:00 NBC HEROES
Season finale! To protect the president, Nathan takes on Sylar in an ass-mangling fight to the finish!
TUESDAY, APRIL 28
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Tonight is a special "Performance Show"... because they weren't performing before? Well, that would explain a lot.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Lou suddenly becomes interested in 9/11 conspiracy theories after learning the presenter of the theories is hot.
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29
8:30 ABC BETTER OFF TED
Season finale! Discovering the staff is miserable, Veronica tries a new management style: being creepily nice.
9:00 ABC LOST
In the 100th episode, Faraday reveals what he knows about the island (which will probably be somewhat less than everyone else).