THURSDAY, MAY 14
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Season finale! Guess who shows up at the Dunder Mifflin staff picnic? Michael's old flame Holly!! (EEEEEE!!)
9:00 CW SUPERNATURAL
Season finale! Sam and Dean prepare to fight Lucifer in the apocalypse. Booooooring!
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Season finale! Jack's dad puts a damper on their relationship by asking for a kidney.
FRIDAY, MAY 15
8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Series finale! Oh, for the love of god... just break out already!!
SATURDAY, MAY 16
9:00 ANI GROOMER HAS IT
During a challenge, the groomers accidentally confuse guest star Janice Dickinson with a dog. Honest mistake.
SUNDAY, MAY 17
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season finale! When citizens from a nearby town begin stealing Springfield jobs, Homer starts a border patrol.
8:00 CBS SURVIVOR
Season finale! I think the only person still watching this show is the survivor who wins.
MONDAY, MAY 18
8:00 FOX 24
Season finale! After a long horrible day, Jack reaches his breaking point when the drugstore runs out of Tucks.
9:00 ABC THE BACHELORETTE
Season premiere! Another lonely, desperate woman gets to take her pick from 30 meatbags. DEPRESSING!!
TUESDAY, MAY 19
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season finale! The final three has-beens cha-cha their way back to obscurity.
9:00 CW 90210
Season finale! After catching Liam and Annie canoodling, Naomi pitches a post-pubescent hissy fit!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 20
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Season finale! Adam Lambert wins. I just saved you two hours of misery.
10:30 COM RENO 911!
Trapped in a crook's getaway vehicle, Wiegel and Rizzo get better acquainted. MUCH better acquainted.