This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 27

10:00 SHO PENN & TELLER: BULLSHIT!

Season finale! For their final episode of the season, the magicians call B.S. on the magic kingdom of B.S.: the Vatican!

10:00 USA ROYAL PAINS

Season finale! Hank treats a hallucinating woman, which wouldn't be so awful if she wasn't hallucinating that he's a giant crab.

FRIDAY, AUGUST 28

9:00 USA MONK

The obsessive-compulsive Monk poses as an assassin, which means he has to lock and load and lock and load and lock....

SATURDAY, AUGUST 29

9:00 NBC WRESTLEMANIA'S 25th ANNIVERSARY

Triple H, Undertaker, and more celebrate 25 years of homoerotic body slams and pile drivers.

9:00 BBCA BEING HUMAN

Season finale! Three roommates (a vampire, werewolf, and ghost) wage an epic battle to save humanity (and argue over the chore wheel).

SUNDAY, AUGUST 30

9:00 SYFY HIGH PLAINS INVADERS—Movie

(2009) Buffy's James Marsters stars as a Wild West cowboy battling uranium-based aliens. Yee-haw?

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

The writers are forced to work overtime—which means more late-night alcohol-fueled sexist shenanigans!

MONDAY, AUGUST 31

10:00 OXY DANCE YOUR ASS OFF

Season finale! It's the final weigh-in to see which contestant's ass has literally been danced off.

10:30 VH1 TOOL ACADEMY

Season premiere! Another gaggle of bad boyfriends (or "tools" if you prefer) get humiliated by their naggy gals!

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 1

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

Season finale! Janet and Sheila's perfect scheme goes to hell in a proverbial hand basket.

10:00 SPIKE SURVIVING DISASTER

Debut! Helpful tips on what to do when terrorists hijack your airplane. Hint: calling the airline to complain probably won't help.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 2

8:30 CBS FALL PREVIEW

CBS trots out clips of their fall shows, which include NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles, and Matlock: NCIS.

9:00 FOX GLEE

If you missed it the first time, be sure to catch the pilot for the most nerdtastic theater geek show ever!

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