This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 3

8:00 FX SNAKES ON A PLANE—Movie

(2006) The internet sensation of 2006—which now, for some reason, feels like a lifetime ago.

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

In this repeat of the season finale, Michael runs into his old flame Holly and her new (how dare she?) BOYFRIEND!

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 4

7:00 TOON JUSTICE LEAGUE: THE NEW FRONTIER

A cool re-imagining of the Super Friends set in the swinging '60s!

10:00 E! THE SOUP

The hilarious Joel McHale reacquaints us with the most humiliating celebrity gossip and TV clips of the week!

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5

9:00 SYFY MERLIN AND THE WAR OF THE DRAGONS—Movie

(2008) Warning to all 7th graders: Just mentioning the title of this movie will get your head shoved in a toilet.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6

10:00 ABC DEFYING GRAVITY

Goss' plans to televise the space mission are put on hold while the astronauts hallucinate their balls off.

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

His demented father-in-law is really starting to cut into Don's drinking, smoking, and philandering time.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 7

8:00 BBCA TOP GEAR

Three funny British hosts splooge over the latest and hottest in cars.

9:00 HIST MANSON

A new docudrama based on the Manson Family murders, featuring an interview from a former member.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8

8:00 CW 90210

Season premiere! The teens hang out in their bikinis at the beach club, where NBC is filming a new episode of To Catch a Predator. Coincidence??

9:00 CW MELROSE PLACE

Debut! Truthfully, I don't care about the return of Dr. Mancini—where's Franken-Kim??

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 9

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Season premiere! Tyra's newest models all have a physical disability (yay!): They're under five-foot-seven (boooo!).

9:00 FOX GLEE

Season premiere! A sexy performance lands the glee club in hot water—but really... how sexy can a nerd singing showtunes be?

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