THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
When an insurance salesman visits the office, Dwight is naturally convinced he belongs to the mafia. Wait... what??
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Season premiere! Jack orders Liz to scout out some "fresh talent" for TGS. ("Fresh talent" = "possible replacements.")
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Jor-El gives Clark the ability to hear people's thoughts. Let's try it out: "TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"
10:00 DSC LOBSTERMEN
Debut! A new show about lobster fishermen, and not genetically mutated "lobstermen." BOOO!!
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
This week: hunky Gerard Butler, and skanky Shakira.
SUNDAY, OCTOBER 18
9:00 BBCA OCCUPATION
Debut! A mini-series about three Brit soldiers who return to Iraq to take care of some "unfinished business."
9:00 IFC MONTY PYTHON: ALMOST THE TRUTH
Debut! A documentary series that charts the rise and continued rise of Britain's most famous comedy troupe.
MONDAY, OCTOBER 19
8:00 NBC HEROES
This week's guest star: Ghostbusters' Ernie Hudson! He ain't afraid of no ghosts!
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 20
8:00 ABC SHARK TANK
Season finale! The dick millionaires get one more chance to show off how dickish they can be.
9:00 CW MELROSE PLACE
Former Melrose resident Jo (Daphne Zuniga) drops by to show off her plastic surgery.
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21
8:00 SHO LOCK 'N LOAD
Debut! A new reality show about the positively scary employees and customers of a Colorado gun shop.
9:00 FOX GLEE
The so-called "cool" kids at McKinley High think they're so freaking cool! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!!
