THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Bereft of decent excuses, Pam and Jim join Michael and Helena for the most awkward double date EVER!
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN
Another moneymaking scheme goes horribly awry when the gang attempts to make "mittens for kittens."
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6
9:00 NIK FANBOY & CHUM CHUM
Debut! A new animated series about two extremely passionate, comic book-loving, costume-wearing boys (read: nerds).
9:00 USA MONK
Obsessive-compulsive Mr. Monk goes camping and brings along a gasoline truck full of hand sanitizer.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7
11:00 FOX THE WANDA SYKES SHOW
Debut! The legitimately hilarious Wanda Sykes gets her own talk show.
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Taylor Swift hosts, and five bucks says that Kanye West will be around to get interrupted.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8
8:30 FOX SETH & ALEX'S ALMOST LIVE COMEDY
Animated and live-action comedy from the creator of Family Guy (Seth MacFarlane) and Alex Borstein (the voice of Lois Griffin).
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Season finale! Another "Thing I Learned from Mad Men": Never screw with Conrad Hilton.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9
9:00 TLC JON & KATE PLUS EIGHT
For those who can't bear to watch an entire episode, perhaps you'd enjoy this clip show of their most humiliating moments? No?
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10
8:00 ABC V
Chad begins to suspect the creepy alien lizards might not have Earth's best interest in mind.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
The models try to combine hiphop with hula moves in what will surely be the most sphincter-cringing episode yet!
9:00 FOX GLEE
Its Rachel vs. Kurt in a no-holds-barred, Texas-style "diva off!"