THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Bereft of decent excuses, Pam and Jim join Michael and Helena for the most awkward double date EVER!

10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA

Another moneymaking scheme goes horribly awry when the gang attempts to make "mittens for kittens."

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6

9:00 NIK FANBOY & CHUM CHUM

Debut! A new animated series about two extremely passionate, comic book-loving, costume-wearing boys (read: nerds).

9:00 USA MONK

Obsessive-compulsive Mr. Monk goes camping and brings along a gasoline truck full of hand sanitizer.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7

11:00 FOX THE WANDA SYKES SHOW

Debut! The legitimately hilarious Wanda Sykes gets her own talk show.

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Taylor Swift hosts, and five bucks says that Kanye West will be around to get interrupted.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 8

8:30 FOX SETH & ALEX'S ALMOST LIVE COMEDY SHOW

Animated and live-action comedy from the creator of Family Guy (Seth MacFarlane) and Alex Borstein (the voice of Lois Griffin).

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

Season finale! Another "Thing I Learned from Mad Men": Never screw with Conrad Hilton.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 9

9:00 TLC JON & KATE PLUS EIGHT

For those who can't bear to watch an entire episode, perhaps you'd enjoy this clip show of their most humiliating moments? No?

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 10

8:00 ABC V

Chad begins to suspect the creepy alien lizards might not have Earth's best interest in mind.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

The models try to combine hiphop with hula moves in what will surely be the most sphincter-cringing episode yet!

9:00 FOX GLEE

Its Rachel vs. Kurt in a no-holds-barred, Texas-style "diva off!"