THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Rumors about Dunder Mifflin's demise send Michael into an even deeper state of mental illness.
10:00 LIF PROJECT RUNWAY
Season finale! One designer will win at Bryant Park, and the other two will end up living in parks.
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Clark gets in trouble with the cops, no thanks to the always annoying Wonder Twins!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14
11:00 SPIKE SUPER DAVE'S SPIKE-TACULAR
Debut! Fake daredevil Super Dave Osbourne returns to raise money for underprivileged kids by exploding his testicles.
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
This week's host: The amazing January Jones (Mad Men). This week's musical guest: The crappy Black Eyed Peas (BOOOO!).
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15
8:00 AMC THE PRISONER
Debut! Number Six is furious that the Village won't give him a sexy dress like BSG's Number Six.
9:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
The Seinfeld gang returns for a reunion show, and SURPRISE! They're all dicks.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16
9:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL
Blaire tries to impress her friends by getting Lady Gaga to perform at a private concert—and yes, they couldn't be less impressed.
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17
8:00 NBC MERRY MADAGASCAR
Debut! A new animated X-mas special featuring the animals of Madagascar, Santa Claus, and a host of slumming celebs.
8:00 ABC V
The lizard aliens are granted diplomatic visas, and... goddmammit! Where's Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck when you need them??
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season finale! The winner is chosen with help from... EDDIE MURPHY?? All together now: "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!"
9:00 FOX GLEE
The glee-tards are divided into pairs to sing ballads, which would be fine except for a small case of the swine flu.