THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 12

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Rumors about Dunder Mifflin's demise send Michael into an even deeper state of mental illness.

10:00 LIF PROJECT RUNWAY

Season finale! One designer will win at Bryant Park, and the other two will end up living in parks.

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Clark gets in trouble with the cops, no thanks to the always annoying Wonder Twins!

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14

11:00 SPIKE SUPER DAVE'S SPIKE-TACULAR

Debut! Fake daredevil Super Dave Osbourne returns to raise money for underprivileged kids by exploding his testicles.

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

This week's host: The amazing January Jones (Mad Men). This week's musical guest: The crappy Black Eyed Peas (BOOOO!).

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15

8:00 AMC THE PRISONER

Debut! Number Six is furious that the Village won't give him a sexy dress like BSG's Number Six.

9:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM

The Seinfeld gang returns for a reunion show, and SURPRISE! They're all dicks.

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 16

9:00 CW GOSSIP GIRL

Blaire tries to impress her friends by getting Lady Gaga to perform at a private concert—and yes, they couldn't be less impressed.

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 17

8:00 NBC MERRY MADAGASCAR

Debut! A new animated X-mas special featuring the animals of Madagascar, Santa Claus, and a host of slumming celebs.

8:00 ABC V

The lizard aliens are granted diplomatic visas, and... goddmammit! Where's Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck when you need them??

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 18

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Season finale! The winner is chosen with help from... EDDIE MURPHY?? All together now: "Oh, how the mighty have fallen!"

9:00 FOX GLEE

The glee-tards are divided into pairs to sing ballads, which would be fine except for a small case of the swine flu.