THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
When Kenneth tries to make the show more environmentally friendly, some guy named Al Gore stops by to lend a hand.
10:00 FX IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA
Dennis reveals his secret to banging women, but the others can't seem to get the "bang" of it. GET IT?!?
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 20
10:00 TLC HAPPILY EVER FASTER
Debut! A reality show about insta-weddings in Las Vegas, which always work out... just... fine.
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 21
11:00 BIO CELEBRITY GHOST STORIES
Ex-porn star Traci Lords recounts her experience with a ghost... and let me guess. He was delivering a pizza?
11:00 FOX THE WANDA SYKES SHOW
Tired of honky males dominating late night? Check out Wanda Sykes' hilarious gab fest.
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 22
8:00 ABC AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS
Another awards ceremony in which Taylor Swift will undeservedly win everything. (Kanye, we're sorry! Please come back!)
9:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Season finale! Larry blows another chance with Cheryl when he uncharacteristically decides to return a favor.
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23
8:00 NBC HEROES
The Petrellis' Thanksgiving is ruined by a surprise dinner guest... perhaps someone bearing an "I'm Going to Kill You" cobbler?
9:00 TLC JON & KATE PLUS EIGHT
Series finale! The world's most horrible couple emotionally eviscerates each other one last time; plus a trip to the dairy farm!
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 24
8:00 BBCA APOLLO WIVES
A documentary spotlighting the better halves of the men in the Apollo space program.
9:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS
Season finale! I absolutely have no interest in who wins this year. (Though I'm secretly rooting for Mya.)
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25
9:00 FOX GLEE
Kurt gives Rachel a makeover—and why exactly is she trusting him?
9:00 ABC MODERN FAMILY
For Luke's b-day, Cameron dresses as Fizbo the Clown, and could not possibly be any creepier.