THURSDAY, JANUARY 14
9:00 NBC 30 ROCK
Jenna starts a relationship with James Franco (who unfortunately wasn't informed).
10:00 FX ARCHER
Debut! An animated spy spoof starring a more-amoral-than-usual James Bond wannabe.
FRIDAY, JANUARY 15
9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE
Echo and her team travel to Arizona to throw a monkey wrench into the Dollhouse mainframe!
SATURDAY, JANUARY 16
8:00 TOON GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT
An animated movie documenting Green Lantern's first mission. Job #1: Trade in ugly ring for an adorable one!
9:00 ANI PIT BOSS
Debut! While trying to rescue a pit bull, little person Shorty Rossi runs into BIG trouble! (Get it? I SAID, DID YOU GET IT?!?)
SUNDAY, JANUARY 17
5:00 NBC GOLDEN GLOBES
Ricky Gervais hosts the annual awards ceremony. Finally, a reason to watch!
9:00 FOX 24
Season premiere! A Middle Eastern leader visits America on a "peacekeeping mission"? BULLSHIT! Call Jack—we need some racial profiling, stat!
MONDAY, JANUARY 18
8:00 NBC CHUCK
Chuck trains the awesomely named "Awesome" in how to be a master spy.
9:00 CW LIFE UNEXPECTED
Debut! A teen in foster care finds her real parents; hilarity and heartwarming life lessons ensue!
TUESDAY, JANUARY 19
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
The judges travel to Chicago to audition THE CRAZIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.
10:30 A&E PARANORMAL COPS
Debut! The cops quickly learn that slapping the cuffs on ghosts isn't as easy as it looks.
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20
9:00 FOX HUMAN TARGET
Chance is hired to be a human target for a bail-out banker, but gets "distracted" when his "shoe becomes untied."
10:00 TLC TODDLERS & TIARAS
Season premiere! Toddlers compete in the "Little Miss Glitz" competition (AKA The Pedophile's Delight).