THURSDAY, JANUARY 14

9:00 NBC 30 ROCK

Jenna starts a relationship with James Franco (who unfortunately wasn't informed).

10:00 FX ARCHER

Debut! An animated spy spoof starring a more-amoral-than-usual James Bond wannabe.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 15

9:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE

Echo and her team travel to Arizona to throw a monkey wrench into the Dollhouse mainframe!

SATURDAY, JANUARY 16

8:00 TOON GREEN LANTERN: FIRST FLIGHT

An animated movie documenting Green Lantern's first mission. Job #1: Trade in ugly ring for an adorable one!

9:00 ANI PIT BOSS

Debut! While trying to rescue a pit bull, little person Shorty Rossi runs into BIG trouble! (Get it? I SAID, DID YOU GET IT?!?)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 17

5:00 NBC GOLDEN GLOBES

Ricky Gervais hosts the annual awards ceremony. Finally, a reason to watch!

9:00 FOX 24

Season premiere! A Middle Eastern leader visits America on a "peacekeeping mission"? BULLSHIT! Call Jack—we need some racial profiling, stat!

MONDAY, JANUARY 18

8:00 NBC CHUCK

Chuck trains the awesomely named "Awesome" in how to be a master spy.

9:00 CW LIFE UNEXPECTED

Debut! A teen in foster care finds her real parents; hilarity and heartwarming life lessons ensue!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 19

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

The judges travel to Chicago to audition THE CRAZIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD.

10:30 A&E PARANORMAL COPS

Debut! The cops quickly learn that slapping the cuffs on ghosts isn't as easy as it looks.

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 20

9:00 FOX HUMAN TARGET

Chance is hired to be a human target for a bail-out banker, but gets "distracted" when his "shoe becomes untied."

10:00 TLC TODDLERS & TIARAS

Season premiere! Toddlers compete in the "Little Miss Glitz" competition (AKA The Pedophile's Delight).