THURSDAY, JANUARY 28

8:00 CBS LIVE FOR THE MOMENT

Debut! Hottie Survivor host Jeff Probst takes ordinary people on extraordinary adventures (into his pants).

10:00 LIF PROJECT RUNWAY

The designers are assigned to work in pairs—claws are provided.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 29

8:00 FOX DOLLHOUSE

Series finale! Rescheduled from last week when it was preempted for the "Hope for Haiti" benefit show (which I will agree was more important).

9:00 SYFY CAPRICA

Zoe tries to adapt to her new life in a robot's body... BY GROWING 30 FEET TALL AND CRUSHING THE CITY!

SATURDAY, JANUARY 30

8:00 TLC MISS AMERICA 2010

Now on the TLC channel (which probably got paid to run it).

SUNDAY, JANUARY 31

9:00 HBO BIG LOVE

Bill's plans to run for state senator are endangered because of his... ohh... I don't know... POLYGAMY?

10:00 TLC LITTLE CHOCOLATIERS

Debut! The "little chocolatiers" make a chocolate log cabin, and... no, it's not for them to live in!

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1

8:00 NBC CHUCK

Chuck must train a new Buy More employee (hotsy-totsy Kristin Kreuk of Smallville)!

10:00 BRAVO KELL ON EARTH

Debut! Kelly Cutrone (the boss of the People's Revolution on The Hills) finally gets her own show! YAY! (Sarcasm.)

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 2

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

Guest judge Victoria Beckham goes missing after turning sideways. Because, see, she's skinny, and... OH FORGET IT.

9:00 ABC LOST

Season premiere! The Losties learn "when" they are after that minor hydrogen bomb incident.

WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 3

8:00 FOX HUMAN TARGET

Chance must protect a thief-turned-monk in this super fun show that's a cross between MacGyver and 24!

9:30 BBCA THE INBETWEENERS

Will discovers a major advantage to attending a coed school: GIRLS.