8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael decides to reveal his relationship with Jan... at a party... while drunk.
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Series Finale! WAHH! The last episode ever, which means Summer has one more chance to whip off her shirt.
8:00 NBC 1 VS. 100
It's one person in a battle of wits against a mob, including rappers Three 6 Mafia, and Dr. Ruth Westheimer!
11:00 BBCA SPOONS
Debut! A new Brit comedy about the foils of young adulthood, guv'nah!
9:00 SCIFI FIRE SERPENT—Movie
(2007) A veteran firefighter battles a fire-breathing dragon. (Throw baking soda on it!)
5:30 ABC ACADEMY AWARDS
If Borat isn't going to be there... why bother? Oh yeahhh... the always possible Scarlett Johansson "nip-slip."
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
The Galactica mechanics go on strike—which works great until they run out of oxygen.
9:00 FOX 24
Have you noticed how skinny President Palmer's neck is? I'd never vote for a guy with a neck that skinny.
10:00 NBC THE BLACK DONNELLYS
Debut! A new drama about the working-class Irish mafia (which is like the Italian mafia except with shillelaghs).
9:00 CW VERONICA MARS
Tim Foyle breaks into the Mars' office, inspiring Keith Mars to break into his face.
9:30 FOX ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER?
Debut! A new game show that tests adults on fifth grade knowledge. Hosted by the sub-intelligent Jeff Foxworthy.
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
Season Premiere! Tyra Banks (who is NOT fat, BTW) is back with a new bevy of babes (also NOT fat).
10:00 ABC LOST
A mysterious car is found on the island, leading Hurley to search for a mysterious microwave, and Slurpee machine.