THURSDAY, MARCH 8
9:30 NBC 30 ROCK
In a rare fit of altruism, Jack gives his deadbeat brother a job (played by Nathan Lane)!
10:30 COM THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM
Sarah is overcome with rage, panic, and grief when the batteries die in her TV remote. I KNOW THE FEELING.
FRIDAY, MARCH 9
8:00 NBC 1 VS. 100
It's one contestant vs. a mob of smarty pants, including roller derby girls, and... lightning-strike survivors?!?
9:00 BBCA CLATTERFORD
Debut! A new sitcom about a small town women's club, featuring some of the funniest women of British comedy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, and more)!
SATURDAY, MARCH 10
9:00 BBCA ROBIN HOOD
Another new and sharp Brit show featuring the prince of thieves (not Kevin Costner).
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
Host Drew Barrymore joins the action, along with the inexplicably popular and annoying Lily Allen.
SUNDAY, MARCH 11
9:30 FOX THE WINNER
Glen (the hilarious Rob Corddry) decides to "reinvent himself" as an attractive person.
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
As the trial for that stinking traitor Gaius approaches, the Galactica gang has an interstellar freakout.
MONDAY, MARCH 12
9:00 FOX 24
Whoopee! Rick "Silver Spoons" Schroder joins CTU! That means if the terrorists don't cut it out, he's calling in Edward Stratton III!
10:00 FX THE RICHES
Debut! In this buzzy new show, Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver play con artists who take over a dead guy's mansion in the suburbs.
TUESDAY, MARCH 13
10:00 SPIKE BULLRUN
Debut! It's a cross-country car race featuring normal people, instead of Burt Reynolds. Why do they think this is gonna work?
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14
10:00 ABC LOST
In a startling turn of events, Claire comes up with rescue plan, and Charlie acts like a jerk.
10:30 COM HALFWAY HOME
Debut! A new improvisational comedy starring Oscar "The Office" Nuñez and others as parolees in a halfway house.