THURSDAY, MARCH 8

9:30 NBC 30 ROCK

In a rare fit of altruism, Jack gives his deadbeat brother a job (played by Nathan Lane)!

10:30 COM THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM

Sarah is overcome with rage, panic, and grief when the batteries die in her TV remote. I KNOW THE FEELING.

FRIDAY, MARCH 9

8:00 NBC 1 VS. 100

It's one contestant vs. a mob of smarty pants, including roller derby girls, and... lightning-strike survivors?!?

9:00 BBCA CLATTERFORD

Debut! A new sitcom about a small town women's club, featuring some of the funniest women of British comedy (Jennifer Saunders, Joanna Lumley, and more)!

SATURDAY, MARCH 10

9:00 BBCA ROBIN HOOD

Another new and sharp Brit show featuring the prince of thieves (not Kevin Costner).

11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

Host Drew Barrymore joins the action, along with the inexplicably popular and annoying Lily Allen.

SUNDAY, MARCH 11

9:30 FOX THE WINNER

Glen (the hilarious Rob Corddry) decides to "reinvent himself" as an attractive person.

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

As the trial for that stinking traitor Gaius approaches, the Galactica gang has an interstellar freakout.

MONDAY, MARCH 12

9:00 FOX 24

Whoopee! Rick "Silver Spoons" Schroder joins CTU! That means if the terrorists don't cut it out, he's calling in Edward Stratton III!

10:00 FX THE RICHES

Debut! In this buzzy new show, Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver play con artists who take over a dead guy's mansion in the suburbs.

TUESDAY, MARCH 13

10:00 SPIKE BULLRUN

Debut! It's a cross-country car race featuring normal people, instead of Burt Reynolds. Why do they think this is gonna work?

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 14

10:00 ABC LOST

In a startling turn of events, Claire comes up with rescue plan, and Charlie acts like a jerk.

10:30 COM HALFWAY HOME

Debut! A new improvisational comedy starring Oscar "The Office" Nuñez and others as parolees in a halfway house.