This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, MARCH 22

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Clark rips off his shirt to join a cage-fighting tournament. (Ooh! Just like Ryan from The O.C. except with super powers!)

9:30 NBC ANDY BARKER, P.I.

When Andy's client dies on the golf course, NBC decides to cancel the show.

FRIDAY, MARCH 23

8:00 FAM BRING IT ON—Movie

(2000) It's an interracial smackdown when honky and black cheerleading teams go head to head!

10:00 VH1 DEPARTMENT OF ACCEPTABLE MEDIA

Debut! Improv actors (including Jack Black) perform in a series of sitcom pilots to see which one sucks the least.

SATURDAY, MARCH 24

9:00 NBC ROBOCOP—Movie

(1987) Paul Verhoeven's classic sci-fi flick about a cyborg cop that opens up a can of whup-ass on his creators!

SUNDAY, MARCH 25

8:00 TNT KILL BILL: VOLS. 1 & 2—Movie

(2003-4) It's back-to-back awesomeness when a woman assassin takes revenge on her backstabbing prick of a boss!

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Season Finale! The poop hits the fan when the trial of Dr. Baltar comes to its creepy conclusion!

MONDAY, MARCH 26

8:00 ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

If you love to wager, they are currently taking bets at bodog.com whether or not Heather Mills' leg will fall off. I'M NOT JOKING.

9:00 FOX 24

Jack and Mike Doyle (Ricky Schroeder) argue over who is the better torturer.

TUESDAY, MARCH 27

8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL

It's down to the top 10—be sure to visit votefortheworst.com and then... vote for the worst!

10:00 ABC GREAT AMERICAN DREAM VOTE

Debut! Donny Osmond hosts this show, which fulfills viewers' dreams. Tonight: a bald guy gets a toupee.

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Two fashion mavens drop by to tell the girls they dress like shit.

10:00 ABC LOST

Sun discovers why The Others tried to kidnap her. Maybe because she's hot? DUH!

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