THURSDAY, APRIL 19
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Lynda "Wonder Woman" Carter guest stars as a meteor freak who just happens to be Chloe's mom!
9:00 NBC 30 ROCK
The unfortunately named Floyd asks Liz to move with him to the Midwest. SNORT! Right.
FRIDAY, APRIL 20
8:00 MYTV THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU—Movie
(2004) In this quirkified comedy from Wes Anderson, Bill Murray vows to kill the shark that ate his partner.
10:00 VH1 ACCEPTABLE TV
Be sure to check out this funny show where viewer sitcom pilots (like Homeless James Bond) are given a shot!
SATURDAY, APRIL 21
8:00 NBC HEROES MINI-MARATHON
Miss the last few episodes of Heroes? Get your nerd on and get caught up!
SUNDAY, APRIL 22
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Marge becomes obsessed with the dangerous world of online role-playing games!
9:00 TVLAND THE TV LAND AWARDS
The greatest shows on TV (past and present) are celebrated. There better be an award for Tom Selleck's mustache!
MONDAY, APRIL 23
9:00 NBC HEROES
Heroes returns from its break, and guess what? Creepy Eric Roberts still wants to kidnap Claire! He should get a hobby.
10:00 NBC REAL WEDDING CRASHERS
Debut! Pranksters infiltrate an actual wedding to ruin a couple's perfect day. NICE.
TUESDAY, APRIL 24
9:00 CW SEARCH FOR THE NEXT PUSSYCAT DOLL
The new "Pussycat Doll" is chosen and assimilated into the group. (In three months, look for her at a strip club near you.)
10:00 FX THE SHIELD
When Vic's job is on the line, Claudette rides to the rescue!
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25
8:00 FOX AMERICAN IDOL
Celebrities Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Borat, Gwen Stefani, and more perform for charity. (By now, Sanjaya's a charity, right?)
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
It's never-before-seen footage of the girls getting loaded and scratching each other's eyes out. YAY!