THURSDAY, AUGUST 11
9:00 FOX THE O.C.
Sandy has had enough and ships Kirsten off to the drunky farm!
10:00 FX STARVED
Don't miss this awesomely dark new sitcom about four New Yorkers with eating disorders!
FRIDAY, AUGUST 12
10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Adama wakes up out of his coma to discover the fleet is on the brink of civil war. Time to hit the snooze button.
SATURDAY, AUGUST 13
8:00 WB 12 MONKEYS —Movie
(1995) Terry Gilliam's creepy sci-fi story about a time-traveling Bruce Willis winding up in a modern-day loony bin.
9:00 VH1 METALLICA: SOME KIND OF MONSTER—Documentary
(2004) The Metallica boys bicker and cry like babies while trying to record St. Anger.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 14
9:00 HBO SIX FEET UNDER
The Fisher family spirals out of control in this penultimate episode in the series.
9:00 E! THE GIRLS NEXT DOOR
A reality show about Playboy Bunnies who live in Hugh Hefner's mansion. Why didn't someone think of this sooner??
MONDAY, AUGUST 15
10:30 MTV MY SUPER SWEET 16
Season Premiere! Stinking rich teens get the sweet 16 party they've always dreamed of—while all you got was tube socks.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 16
8:00 FOX 2005 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS
Hilary Duff hosts, like, the most awesomest award ceremony, like... I don't know... EVER!
9:00 NBC TOMMY LEE GOES TO COLLEGE
Debut! Mötley Crüe bad boy Tommy Lee attends the University of Nebraska, and gets hot for tutor!
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 17
8:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Four back-to-back episodes of the very funny comedy starring The Daily Show's Steve Carell.
9:00 WB SMALLVILLE
A great repeat in which a prom queen bitch hops into the bodies of Clark and the gang!