8:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Missed it the first time? Catch this repeat of the first episode of TV's buzziest hit of the new season!
10:00 A&E ANATOMY OF SEPTEMBER 11
Hey depression lovers! This documentary details the final 102 minutes of the World Trade Center.
8:00 UPN THE REAL CANCUN—Movie
(2003) The first (and probably last) "reality movie," which documents 16 nude-loving co-eds on spring break. A hilariously bad camp classic!
9:00 SCI-FI FRANKENFISH—Movie
(2004) A genetically altered trout goes fishing for human ass!
9:00 E! KILL REALITY
While filming a horror movie, a reality cast member gets buried alive.
2:00 A&E 24
Set those TiVo's for a marathon of the fourth (and best) season of 24!
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Ari gets fired from the agency, and Vince quits the Aquaman movie in this cliff-hanging season finale!
8:00 FOX NANNY 911
Season Premiere! The nannies rush to the rescue when dumbass parents can't control their three asshole kids.
9:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Regular Time Slot! Michael learns that "tossing a salad" doesn't necessarily involve tongs and vinaigrette.
10:00 COM RENO 911!
Season Finale! Weigel's death row boyfriend proposes to her—and then gets sent to the chair.
10:30 MTV THE '70S HOUSE
Season Finale! The kids are implanted with a microchip forcing them to continue wearing polyester, and humming "I Think I Love You" for the rest of their lives.
8:00 FOX SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
This annoyingly addictive show is down to its last 10 dancers. Shake that ass!
11:00 BRAVO A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. IMPROV
The famous NYC improv troupe break out the funny in this one-hour comedy special.