THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 8

8:00 FOX THE O.C.
Season Premiere! Trey's life hangs in the balance—so who's going to take the fall for drunk Marissa this time?

9:00 FOX REUNION
Debut! This drama explores the relationship of a gang of friends over 20 years. Unbelievable old person makeup alert!

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 9

9:00 CBS FASHION ROCKS
Hoity-toity clothes mix with hotsy-totsy rock, featuring music from Destiny's Child, Duran Duran, and Nelly.

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 10

9:00 NBC LIVE FROM NEW YORK
An excellent documentary reliving the first five years of Saturday Night Live.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 11

8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
Season Premiere! Fat Tony makes a porno in the Simpsons' garage, prompting Marge to move out.

8:30 FOX THE WAR AT HOME
Debut! Michael Rapaport stars as a typical sit-com dad in this typical sit-com.

10:30 VH1 BREAKING BONADUCE
Debut! The former Danny Partridge gets his own reality show, documenting the incredible mess he's made of his life.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 12

8:00 ABC WIFE SWAP
A new season of harried suburban housewives given even more unbearable work to do.

9:00 FOX PRISON BREAK
Michael's breakout gets delayed again when an inmate takes a suspicious interest in his sexy tattoos.

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 13

8:00 WB GILMORE GIRLS
Season Premiere! Luke gets embarrassed when the town folk start snooping around his engagement to Lorelai.

9:00 FOX HOUSE
Season Premiere! Dr. House treats a death row inmate (unfortunately portrayed by LL Cool J).

10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Season Finale! Tommy deals with his goof-ball addiction, while a member of the firehouse threatens to walk.

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 14

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS
For those who missed it, here's a repeat of Veronica's season finale where we discover the identity of who murdered Lily Kane!

9:00 FOX HEAD CASES
Debut! Two nutso lawyers team up to take on the legal system. Hilarity will proceed!