This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, AUGUST 9

9:00 NBC THE OFFICE

Michael and Jan reveal their relationship to the world with a little help from liquor.

9:00 SCIFI WHO WANTS TO BE A SUPERHERO?

Stan Lee pairs up the heroes to battle Dr. Dark. (Isn't he my proctologist?)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 10

9:00 SCIFI FLASH GORDON

Debut! The classic hero returns to save Earth from Ming the Merciless! (Isn't he my proctologist?)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 11

9:00 FOX REAL SOLITARY

A group of contestants are sent into solitary confinement to see who can go less crazy!

9:00 VH1 NY77: THE COOLEST YEAR IN HELL

A look back at 1977 in NYC, featuring the Mets, a heat wave, and everybody's favorite psycho, Son of Sam.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 12

9:00 SPIKE THE KILL POINT

Don't forget to check out this trashy violent piece of pulp fiction about a bank heist gone horribly wrong.

10:00 COMTHE FLAVOR FLAV ROAST

The former Public Enemy rapper is roasted by comedians. Every time a clock reference is made, you drink.

MONDAY, AUGUST 13

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

Season finale! Chef Ramsay must choose between a crappy chef, and a marginally less crappy chef.

10:30 SHOW CALIFORNICATION

Debut! David "I used to be in The X-Files" Duchovny stars as a washed-up writer who has lots of sex.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14

9:00 DSC DIRTY JOBS

Mike volunteers to count baby herons. Why is that "dirty"? Did we mention he'll be doing it on "Vomit Island"?

10:00 FXDAMAGES

Patty's team of crafty lawyers preps their star witness in the twisty-turny legal thriller.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15

9:00 ABCNASCAR IN PRIMETIME

Debut! Tonight, an in-depth look at how many cans of Coors Light a hillbilly can drink while watching a car go round and round.

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

The Gavin family stages an intervention, which is like Keith Richards scolding an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

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