9:00 SCIFI WHO WANTS TO BE A
Nerds in superhero costumes run a gauntlet of attack dogs. Life is so great sometimes.
10:00 AMC MAD MEN
Peggy's success at copywriting makes her the asshole of the secretarial pool.
9:00 CBS FASHION ROCKS
Hosted by Jeremy Piven and the usual gang of musical idiots: Fergie, J.LO, Fall Out Boy, ad infinitum.
8:30 NBC FALL PREVIEW PARTY
Check out clips from the new NBC shows including the awe-inspiring new Bionic Woman!
9:00 BBCA TORCHWOOD
Debut! A British sci-fi show that's a cross between CSI and Men in Black.
9:00 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
This year the producers promise a "completely different viewing experience." Thanks for the information—I'll set my expectations extremely low.
10:00 HBO CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
Season premiere! Tinseltown curmudgeon Larry David is back for another season of insulting women, blacks, and the handicapped... sorry. Handicapable.
9:00 ABC FAT MARCH
Season finale! The participants are relieved when the "Ho Chi Minh Trail for Fatties" comes to an end.
10:00 FX DAMAGES
Ellen and Tom begin to suspect Patty is manipulating them. All together now: "NO DUH."
MTV REAL WORLD SYDNEY
The reality show that proves college students can be dicks, even in Australia.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Season finale! After a season of screwing around and babynapping, Tommy decides his life may be going in the wrong direction.