THURSDAY, AUGUST 3
10:00 VH1 THE WORLD SERIES OF POP CULTURE
Season Finale! Who are the biggest trivia geeks of all? Find out tonight! (And then, beat them up.)
10:00 SCI GARTH MARENGHI'S DARK PLACE
Check out this funny parody (complete with awful production values) of crappy creep shows.
FRIDAY, AUGUST 4
8:00 FOX BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE—Movie
(2003) Queen Latifah stars as a non-threatening black person who teaches white people her lingo! "You got me straight trippin', boo!"
SATURDAY, AUGUST 5
8:00 E! TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
A retrospective of porn queen-turned-mainstream-actress, Jenna Jameson. (I prefer her earlier work.)
9:00 UPN THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY—Movie
(1967) Sergio Leone's prequel to The Ambivalent, The Sleepy, and the Peckish for a Sandwich.
SUNDAY, AUGUST 6
10:00 VH1 FLAVOR OF LOVE
Season Premiere! Failed rap star Flavor Flav returns to find another true love—weirdly, the first true love didn't work out.
10:00 HBO ENTOURAGE
Vince and the gang take the party to Vegas!
MONDAY, AUGUST 7
8:00 NBC PSYCH
For those without cable, here's a chance to see this cute new mystery show about a detective who has the cops convinced he's psychic.
10:00 A&E GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS
Debut! This new reality show is like The Osbournes—if Ozzy was an asshole.
TUESDAY, AUGUST 8
9:00 CBS ROCK STAR: SUPERNOVA
The chaff continues to get separated from the chaff in this cheese-a-rific "rock" competition.
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
Incarcerated Tommy finds his first conjugal visit to be "disappointing."
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 9
8:00 NBC LAST COMIC STANDING
Season Finale! I can't wait to see which comedian will win, and never be heard from again!
10:30 COM DOG BITES MAN
Season Finale! A character's life hangs in the balance and... whaddaya mean we have to wait until next season to find out if he dies??
