THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1
8:00 CW SMALLVILLE
Helen Slater (who played Supergirl in the movie) visits to play Superman's Kryptonian mom. That's just freaky.
9:00 NBC THE OFFICE
Michael has an interoffice freakout when Karen tries to woo Stanley away from Scranton!
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 2
10:30 COM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS
It's the hilarious HBO sitcom about a pair of New Zealand musicians—except now it's on Comedy Central!
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 3
8:00 TBS MEAN GIRLS—Movie
(2004) Tina Fey's hilarious homage to the bitchy teen—starring a pre-rehab Lindsay Lohan!
11:30 NBC SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
This week hosted by news anchor Brian Williams (somebody remind him to remove the stick from his ass).
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 4
8:00 CBS AMAZING RACE
Season premiere! Teams race around the globe for cash and glory, insulting every culture along the way!
8:00 FOX THE SIMPSONS
It's "Treehouse of Horror XVIII" in which Homer must kill Kent Brockman, and Ned Flanders scares the kids (which he does anyway, right?).
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 5
9:00 VH1 I LOVE NEW YORK
In this hilarious dating show, the men realize their next challenge is... a blood oath?
9:45 ABC SAMANTHA WHO?
Since amnesiac Sam has no memory of having sex, then that must make her a virgin... right? RIGHT??
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 6
9:00 CW REAPER
Satan offers Sam advice on picking up chicks!
10:00 TBS THE OFFICE
A classic Office repeat in which Dwight incurs brain damage after Michael roasts his foot on a George Foreman Grill.
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 7
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
The girls have a "ho down" while acting in a music video!
9:00 FOX KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
Chef Ramsay goes head to head with a chef who's an even bigger a-hole than he is!