THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29
8:30 NBC 30 ROCK
Jack takes an interest in a Little League team. An unholy interest.
9:00 BRAVO KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST
A one-hour stand-up special in which Kathy explains why she won an Emmy and told Jesus to "suck it!"
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30
8:00 ABC THE POLAR EXPRESS—Movie
(2004) Tom Hanks is the creepiest CG train conductor ever in this holiday classic (?).
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1
8:00 NBC RADIO CITY CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR
Matt Lauer hosts this holiday gala featuring the world-famous Rockettes—who are famous for kicking things.
9:00 BBCA TORCHWOOD
Season finale! Cap'n Harkness and the gang try to figure out this whole "destruction of the universe" thingy.
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2
9:00 SCIFI TIN MAN—Movie
(2007) Part one of a three-part science fiction retelling of the Wizard of Oz. Robot flying monkeys? I'm so there!
10:00 COM COMEDY CENTRAL'S LAST LAUGH '07
Laugh (or wince, if you prefer) at the worst of 2007 with host Lewis Black.
MONDAY, DECEMBER 3
8:00 NBC CHUCK
For a mission, Chuck gets to pretend to be Sarah's husband—without the fringe benefits.
9:00 NBC HEROES
The last new episode for a while thanks to the writers' strike. (Cue up those episodes of Green Acres!)
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4
8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
Season finale! Voters decide which beauty is most brainy and which geek is least geeky.
10:00 CBS VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW
Hot models strut around in their underpants; special guests, the Spice Girls (who can keep their clothes on, please).
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5
8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL
The models travel to Beijing, China where they immediately violate several international treaties.
10:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY
The designers are assigned to a "fashion faux pas" challenge. Umm... where do I sign up?