THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29

8:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Jack takes an interest in a Little League team. An unholy interest.

9:00 BRAVO KATHY GRIFFIN: MY LIFE ON THE D-LIST

A one-hour stand-up special in which Kathy explains why she won an Emmy and told Jesus to "suck it!"

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30

8:00 ABC THE POLAR EXPRESS—Movie

(2004) Tom Hanks is the creepiest CG train conductor ever in this holiday classic (?).

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 1

8:00 NBC RADIO CITY CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR

Matt Lauer hosts this holiday gala featuring the world-famous Rockettes—who are famous for kicking things.

9:00 BBCA TORCHWOOD

Season finale! Cap'n Harkness and the gang try to figure out this whole "destruction of the universe" thingy.

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2

9:00 SCIFI TIN MAN—Movie

(2007) Part one of a three-part science fiction retelling of the Wizard of Oz. Robot flying monkeys? I'm so there!

10:00 COM COMEDY CENTRAL'S LAST LAUGH '07

Laugh (or wince, if you prefer) at the worst of 2007 with host Lewis Black.

MONDAY, DECEMBER 3

8:00 NBC CHUCK

For a mission, Chuck gets to pretend to be Sarah's husband—without the fringe benefits.

9:00 NBC HEROES

The last new episode for a while thanks to the writers' strike. (Cue up those episodes of Green Acres!)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 4

8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

Season finale! Voters decide which beauty is most brainy and which geek is least geeky.

10:00 CBS VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW

Hot models strut around in their underpants; special guests, the Spice Girls (who can keep their clothes on, please).

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 5

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

The models travel to Beijing, China where they immediately violate several international treaties.

10:00 BRAVO PROJECT RUNWAY

The designers are assigned to a "fashion faux pas" challenge. Umm... where do I sign up?