THURSDAY, AUGUST 10

8:30 NBC THE OFFICE

Dwight takes tips on public speaking from... Mussolini??

10:00 SCI GARTH MARENGHI'S DARK PLACE

Two back-to-back episodes of this hilarious, intentionally awful creep show cheese-fest!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 11

8:00 FOX AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER—Movie

(2002) When Powers' pop is captured by Dr. Evil, Austin sashays to the rescue.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 12

8:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH MARATHON

Kristin, LC, and Jason give shallowness a good name in this marathon of Laguna Beach episodes!

9:00 VH1 TUPAC: RESURRECTION—Movie

(2003) Director Lauren Lazin's documentary on the life and murder of rap icon Tupac.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 13

10:00 NBC BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Don't have cable? Find out what all the nerds have been screaming about with this awesome BSG repeat on NBC!

10:00 TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS

The Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend go on a double date with the Monarch and a girl he met on the internet. Let's just leave it at that.

MONDAY, AUGUST 14

8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

Season Finale! Chef Ramsay finally decides which "fucking donkey" will get their own restaurant.

10:00 A&E GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS

Gene panics when Shannon decides she wants another baby. Hey, we're panicking, too!

TUESDAY, AUGUST 15

10:00 FX RESCUE ME

After a fight over their living situation, Tommy's dad runs away from home!

10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE

Flav takes three of the women on a "group date"; something really icky ensues.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 16

8:00 ABC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT

The final contestants perform. (Hold on, Hoff! You only have to stay sober for one more episode!)

10:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH: THE REAL ORANGE COUNTY

Season Premiere! Rich kids with two things on their mind: sex and making fun of poor people!