8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
Dwight takes tips on public speaking from... Mussolini??
10:00 SCI GARTH MARENGHI'S DARK PLACE
Two back-to-back episodes of this hilarious, intentionally awful creep show cheese-fest!
8:00 FOX AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER—Movie
(2002) When Powers' pop is captured by Dr. Evil, Austin sashays to the rescue.
8:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH MARATHON
Kristin, LC, and Jason give shallowness a good name in this marathon of Laguna Beach episodes!
9:00 VH1 TUPAC: RESURRECTION—Movie
(2003) Director Lauren Lazin's documentary on the life and murder of rap icon Tupac.
10:00 NBC BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Don't have cable? Find out what all the nerds have been screaming about with this awesome BSG repeat on NBC!
10:00 TOON THE VENTURE BROTHERS
The Phantom Limb and Dr. Girlfriend go on a double date with the Monarch and a girl he met on the internet. Let's just leave it at that.
8:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN
Season Finale! Chef Ramsay finally decides which "fucking donkey" will get their own restaurant.
10:00 A&E GENE SIMMONS' FAMILY JEWELS
Gene panics when Shannon decides she wants another baby. Hey, we're panicking, too!
10:00 FX RESCUE ME
After a fight over their living situation, Tommy's dad runs away from home!
10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE
Flav takes three of the women on a "group date"; something really icky ensues.
8:00 ABC AMERICA'S GOT TALENT
The final contestants perform. (Hold on, Hoff! You only have to stay sober for one more episode!)
10:00 MTV LAGUNA BEACH: THE REAL ORANGE COUNTY
Season Premiere! Rich kids with two things on their mind: sex and making fun of poor people!