This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27

8:30 NBC 30 ROCK

Jack's gay nemesis returns—and this time he wants to marry the boss' daughter! (Huh?)

10:00 AMC MAD MEN

Writers' strike getting you down? Check in with the best show of 2007, Mad Men!

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28

8:00 FAM THE KARATE KID—Movie

(1984) An insecure teen takes karate lessons and learns there's only one way to win: "Sweep the leg, Johnny!"

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29

8:00 CBS GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCK—Movie

(2005) David Strathairn is great in this flick about newsman Edward R. Murrow taking on Senator McCarthy.

8:00 ABC SAMANTHA WHO?

Catch up with a four-episode mini-marathon of this generally funny sitcom (or go out and get drunk, which is what I plan on doing).

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30

8:00 ABC THE SOUND OF MUSIC—Movie

(1965) An Austrian nanny outwits the Nazis by singing. Jeez! No wonder they lost the war.

10:30 E! SNOOP DOGG'S FATHER HOOD

Snoop is ordered to explain the "birds and the bees" to the kids, which will surely include the "Tanqueray" and the "ho's."

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31

8:00 AMC PLANET OF THE APES—Movie

(1968) Ring in the new year with a bunch of damn dirty apes. (I'm telling you, this talking ape thing is going to happen this year!)

10:00 ABC DICK CLARK'S NEW YEAR'S ROCKIN' EVE

I am sorry, but there is NO WAY Dick Clark is still alive! He's a zombie, I'm telling you!!

TUESDAY, JANUARY 1

8:00 am VH1 AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL MARATHON

Eighteen episodes of this hilarious show! Resolve to get FIERCE in 2008!

2:00 ABC ROSE BOWL GAME

Oh god, am I hungover... can you closeted meatheads play your stupid game a little more quietly?!

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 2

8:00 CW CROWNED

I don't care what anybody says, this is the most hilarious show currently on television! (I recognize the competition isn't stiff.)

9:00 ABC SUPERNANNY

Season premiere! "Supernanny" Jo returns to regain control over two rotten kids. Hey, there's always the orphanage!

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