8:00 ABC UGLY BETTY
Betty loses the proofs for a very important edition of the magazine! Ugly and stupid? Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.
8:30 NBC THE OFFICE
After Michael gets bitched out again by Jan, Dwight sees an opportunity for a power play.
9:00 SCI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Season Premiere! Yay! It's two hours of BSG fun, when Adama plans a rescue of the Cylon prisoners, and suicide bombers make things difficult for everyone.
8:00 TOON FANTASTIC FOUR
Reed accidentally shrinks the Fantastic Four—so you might want to put on your glasses.
8:00 MYTV DESIRE & FASHION HOUSE RECAP
In case you want to catch up on the nightly soaps no one else is watching, here's your opportunity!
9:00 ABC DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
Susan and Ian cavort in the country, while their lovers are in simultaneous comas. Somehow... that ain't right.
10:00 VH1 THE FLAVOR OF LOVE
Catch up on all the cat-fightin' hilarity of this past season with this highlights episode!
9:00 NBC HEROES
Cheerleader Claire's invincibility puts a damper on her love life when her quarterback boyfriend is killed.
10:00 NBC STUDIO 60 ON THE SUNSET STRIP
For a show about producing a comedy, this isn't very funny. Try out
30 Rock, also debuting this week!
8:00 CW GILMORE GIRLS
Lorelai realizes that her main motivation in life is pissing off her parents. So glad you could join the rest of us!
9:00 CW VERONICA MARS
Veronica is hired by the campus newspaper to infiltrate a sorority house. Don't forget your negligee!
8:00 NBC 30 ROCK
Debut! Studio chief Alec Baldwin makes head writer Tina Fey's job at a late-night sketch comedy show a nightmare!
10:00 TVLAND I PITY THE FOOL
Debut! Mr. T teaches a car salesman about motivation by putting his head through a window.