This Week on Television 

THURSDAY, MARCH 27

8:00 CW SMALLVILLE

Season finale! Brainiac returns to eff with Clark's family; Clark decides to eff him right back!

9:00 CW REAPER

Season finale! A jealous spirit wants to kill women who are prettier than she is. (No, it's not Sarah Jessica Parker.)

FRIDAY, MARCH 28

9:30 VH1 FREE RADIO

Season finale! Lance Krall stars as a dumbass radio shock jock in one of the funniest improv shows of the year!

10:00 SCIFI BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

Interviews and clips of the first three seasons get you caught up for next week's big season premiere!

SATURDAY, MARCH 29

8:00

CBS ROBOCOP 2—Movie

(1990) Detroit's favorite tin-can cop returns to open up a can of mechanized whup-ass on dirty politicians!

SUNDAY, MARCH 30

8:00

FOX THE SIMPSONS

Homer shares his most precious secret with Bart: his beef jerky manufacturing lab.

10:00

CBS DEXTER

Serial killer Dexter doesn't appreciate it when other murderers cut into his territory. GET IT?!?

MONDAY, MARCH 31

8:00

ABC DANCING WITH THE STARS

Here's a question: Why don't they let Marlee Matlin's interpreter dance instead?

10:00

VH1 STORYTELLERS

The series where recording artists share how they created their songs continues tonight with Snoop Dogg. AWESOME.

TUESDAY, APRIL 1

8:00 CW BEAUTY AND THE GEEK

The beauties must construct science projects. Ooh! I hope they do a "Botox volcano"!

9:00 FOX HELL'S KITCHEN

Season premiere! One of the contestants goes missing on the first day of competition (I'd say the smartest one).

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2

8:00 CW AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

The models participate in a photo shoot where they lay face down in water. Breathe deeply, girls!

8:00

FOX THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

Season finale! In the final episode, host Mark L. Walberg reveals that lie detectors are bullshit.

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